Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
