i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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