If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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