Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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