do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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