we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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