my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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