11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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