In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
