it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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