Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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