is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
try to milk me bitch
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