Its about making memories worth repressing
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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