so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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