I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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