Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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