Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
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Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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