my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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