Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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