I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Dear god my vagina.
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