How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Randomize