You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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