We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm both gender and math confused
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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