Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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