"it" just moved
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
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when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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