I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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