Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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