They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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