The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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