I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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