I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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