walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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