Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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