Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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