I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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