Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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