yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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