it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I can't turn off my feet"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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