do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
