all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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