I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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