somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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