question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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