Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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