so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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