to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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