The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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