If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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