Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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