I wannas sexs uuuuu
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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