umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
this is an emotional support booty call
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize
