Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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