I just made out with a guy for $7.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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