Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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