Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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