Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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