Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away