how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.